“Welcome to another year at Hogwarts, everyone. If anyone’s hoping for a quiet and productive school year, think again. At the least some of you will be cursed, jinxed, and will encounter duels with fellow classmates. But good news, Mr. Potter, no one’s going to try to kill you this year. You’re going to spend the year fangirling over Draco Malfoy and everything he does. You’ll also be indulging over a book that shows you how to brew your potions properly for change and will let you know what curses to use on enemies. Fun! Oh, and this is my last year at Hogwarts. Well, off to bed.” - Albus Dumbledore
